Downsizing the toy collection
I started packing a couple of weeks ago for our move to a bigger apartment–more room for two of us, our dog, and a new baby due in a few months. When I pulled open the closet in the bedroom I found the bottom shelf packed with vibrators.
Working at Babeland for 6 ½ years has provided me with a collection of vibrators that some women would die for. Instead, I have taken advantage of this job perk, shoving them in my closet, some still unopened and never used. I began transferring them to a box only to find that I would have to thin out my collection or get a bigger box. And let’s face it, no one wants a massive box labeled “sex toys” to spark the mover’s imagination.
So then the question became, which toys do I take? It’s funny how now that I’m having a baby I’ve even started to think about my sex toys in terms of what use I will get out of them during my pregnancy and then later as a mom. I definitely want those Luna Beads to strengthen my Kegels. And that Hathor lube will be good to keep around because it’s all natural. I’ll put the Magic Wand aside for a few months (don’t want the baby to get too used to vibration, otherwise it might be hard to console without a vibrator!)
Now with my one small, but heavy box of sex toys (clearly marked “mom’s toys”) I am ready to make the move into motherhood.
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